Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
- Season 1: Wow, what is this show? It's so silly and a little campy, but wow it's entertaining, I like it. It's really fun.
- Season 2: Okay, this show is actually really good, and it has some angst that is superbly acted, wow. I really love this show a lot.
- Season 3A: What happened to my campy show about teenage werewolves, why does everything hurt, why is everyone dying, no I didn't sign up for this. FUCK, THE PAIN, I CAN'T TAKE THIS, MAKE IT STOP. IT HURTS TOO DAMN MUCH.
- Season 3B: WHERE IS SEASON 1, I WANT IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK TO ME, I DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE, TAKE IT BACK, MY BB, NOOO, PLEASE BE OKAY, I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS WHEN I STARTED WATCHING AN MTV SHOW ABOUT WEREWOLVES, WHAT IS THIS SHIT. *sobs uncontrollably and curls into a ball of despair*
a special message for a very special someone
12. December 2013
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD